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Let's have them people.

"We be good with fist, spear, big hammer, submachine gun. We be a handfull." - Sulik (Fallout 2)

Quotes are only interesting if you do something original and/or clever with them (or if you're actually the character saying them). Otherwise, this what it usually looks like to me:



Therefore, I propose this topic be a somewhat cogent conversation that consists entirely of video game quotes used out of context.

Anyway,

"We be good with fist, spear, big hammer, submachine gun. We be a handfull."

You fight like a dairy farmer.

I cannot help it if your Wernicke's area sucks donkey balls.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

I said, "We be a fucking handfull."

I said, "We be a fucking handfull."

I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?

So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?

Red faction!

Red! Red! I don't like red! I hate red! Go away!

Red! Red! I don't like red! I hate red! Go away!

I don't like two-legged things.

I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to do it.

Most any one-liner from Duke Nukem.

"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"

"I walked straight in, playing it Bogart, like I'd done a hundred times before."

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over."

Like, here's a tip, never say that again.

Spartacus will mercilessly beat you for 500 gold. Pay the brute (y/n)?

"How delightful. I thank you from the bottom of the gaping void in my soul." - Arngrim, Valkyrie Profile.