Video Game Quotes

[Tanuki]

Let's have them people.

[Tanuki]

"We be good with fist, spear, big hammer, submachine gun. We be a handfull." - Sulik (Fallout 2)

[The_cranky_hermit]

Quotes are only interesting if you do something original and/or clever with them (or if you're actually the character saying them). Otherwise, this what it usually looks like to me:



Therefore, I propose this topic be a somewhat cogent conversation that consists entirely of video game quotes used out of context.

Anyway,

"We be good with fist, spear, big hammer, submachine gun. We be a handfull."

You fight like a dairy farmer.

[Tanuki]

I cannot help it if your Wernicke's area sucks donkey balls.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

I said, "We be a fucking handfull."

[Dem Pyros]

I said, "We be a fucking handfull."

I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

[Tanuki]

I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?

[Dem Pyros]

So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?

Red faction!

[The_cranky_hermit]

Red! Red! I don't like red! I hate red! Go away!

[Tanuki]

Red! Red! I don't like red! I hate red! Go away!

I don't like two-legged things.

[The_cranky_hermit]

I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to do it.

[Abram]

Most any one-liner from Duke Nukem.

[sixshot]

"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"

[yogibbear]

"I walked straight in, playing it Bogart, like I'd done a hundred times before."

[BRPunk]

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over."

[Tanuki]

Like, here's a tip, never say that again.

[The_cranky_hermit]

Spartacus will mercilessly beat you for 500 gold. Pay the brute (y/n)?

[Paradigm Shifter]

"How delightful. I thank you from the bottom of the gaping void in my soul." - Arngrim, Valkyrie Profile.