Let me tell you how much this game's come to hate you since it began to live. There are 387 rooms of spikes, falls, moving platforms, and every dirty trick imaginable that fill this game's complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each pixel of those hundreds of rooms, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate it feels for humanity at this micro-instant.
Go ahead. Try this game. You'll be sorry.



